Statement of Purpose

I deliver pizza. I know nothing about politics. But I'm learning.

If you're reading this, you probably know about Pizzagate (and, if you don't, what in the world are you doing at this site?). After the insanity died down, RaDene Hatfield, Senator Bramble's opponent in the upcoming election, asked me to work on her campaign. I laughed. I know nothing about politics. In fact, I avoid the topic because I find it confusing and generally get the impression that no one actually knows what they are talking about. But after my best friend said, "It's been a long time since you did something ridiculous," I remembered how much I love to do the unexpected and thought, "Why not? I'm sure I'll learn something, and learning is always good."

So why should you vote for RaDene Hatfield? Because she is a nice person and Curt Bramble is not. Oh, that's not a good enough reason for you? Well, come along with me while I explore the idea. Let's discuss.